omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

(via disowns)

(Source: milkdebussy, via paledase)

frigginjabroni:

Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds

(Source: friggindweeb, via quittez-pas)

definitelydope:

L a n d s c a p e s S t o r i e s (by Elena iPhoneography)

(via shaky)

"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"

— Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via dutchster)

(Source: katamarang, via disowns)

(Source: igor-le, via chromesk-ull)

"Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live."

 Mark Twain (via feellng)

so-humorous:

Oh my god

so-humorous:

Oh my god

(Source: flawlessvevo, via gnarly)

(via remorse)